FACEPLANT

Talk to a person

A real one, not a bot with a plant for a head. We answer within one business day, Monday to Friday.

Before you write

Two things make this much faster for both of us.

Where is my orderTracking takes up to 48 hours to show its first scan. Full shipping and tracking detail.
It arrived damagedReport it within 7 days of delivery with a photo and we replace it or refund you.
Setting it upFill the tank, sit any 4 inch nursery plant on the sleeve, read the face. Tell us which step is stuck.
Wholesale or pressSame address. Put WHOLESALE or PRESS at the start of the subject.

Send us a message

Or just email us

faceplantchat@outlook.com

Replies within 1 business day, Monday to Friday. We are a small operation, so if you write at 2am on a Saturday you will hear back Monday.